Chris Rock is definitely
working with Eminem on Em’s
latest album. However, no one
is exactly sure in what capacity…
(via thehollywoodgossip)
Chris Rock will
be joining season 2
of BET’s ‘Real Husbands
Of Hollywood’. Read more here…
(Source: hellyeskellyrowland)
Chris Rock: “There’s no such thing as assault weapons.punching somebody in the face that’s an assault. If this guy had assault weapons those kids would still be alive. Lets start calling these weapons what they really are ” PEOPLE KILLERS”
(Source: facebook.com)
![Chris Rock for Vanity Fair [Jan 2013]On his professional low point: “The low point happened about a year after I was off Saturday Night Live. I was a cocky bastard. Even though all evidence said I wasn’t a star, I thought I was. I drove a red Corvette and kept my shades on indoors, just a fucking asshole. Anyway, I had a gig in Chicago where I was the headliner. At every gig there would be some opening act that would try to make noise, but by the time I was offstage people had forgotten. One night in Chicago, as usual I was the headliner, and on this night my opening act was an up-and-coming comic named Martin Lawrence. Now, normally I never used to watch the opening acts, but I was in my dressing room and I heard a roar. I got up to see what was going on. I thought it was a fight or something. So I got up and went to the side of the stage. When I got there I realized it wasn’t a fight, it was people laughing so hard that the building was shaking. People were crying, standing, stomping their feet—screaming laughter. I was terrified. It was like watching somebody fucking your wife with a bigger dick.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/127ed5108a7dc15583a281b1ad08cc03/tumblr_mexn9jHftR1r9c36po1_400.jpg)
Chris Rock for Vanity Fair [Jan 2013]
On his professional low point: “The low point happened about a year after I was off Saturday Night Live. I was a cocky bastard. Even though all evidence said I wasn’t a star, I thought I was. I drove a red Corvette and kept my shades on indoors, just a fucking asshole. Anyway, I had a gig in Chicago where I was the headliner. At every gig there would be some opening act that would try to make noise, but by the time I was offstage people had forgotten. One night in Chicago, as usual I was the headliner, and on this night my opening act was an up-and-coming comic named Martin Lawrence. Now, normally I never used to watch the opening acts, but I was in my dressing room and I heard a roar. I got up to see what was going on. I thought it was a fight or something. So I got up and went to the side of the stage. When I got there I realized it wasn’t a fight, it was people laughing so hard that the building was shaking. People were crying, standing, stomping their feet—screaming laughter. I was terrified. It was like watching somebody fucking your wife with a bigger dick.”
“Is this real life?!?!??!?
Am I dreaming?” - Natles Nicole
Vanity Fair “Comedy Issue” [Jan 2013]
special guest editor, Judd Apatow.
(Source: buzzfeed)
Jay-Z and Chris Rock
were in the building last night
as Kevin Hart performed at
the Madison Square Garden…..
(via aintnojigga)
![Oprah Winfrey will be guest-hosting on Good Morning America while Robin Roberts is on medical leave. Additionally, Kelly Ripa, Chris Rock and the cast of Modern Family will also take turns in her seat while she is away [via THR]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kx32xujP1r9c36po1_400.jpg)
Oprah Winfrey will be guest-hosting on Good Morning America while Robin Roberts is on medical leave. Additionally, Kelly Ripa, Chris Rock and the cast of Modern Family will also take turns in her seat while she is away [via THR]
![Chris Rock wishes everyone a happy 4th of July: “Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks” [via Twitter]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pdfxLmLr1r9c36po1_400.jpg)
Chris Rock wishes everyone a happy 4th of July: “Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks” [via Twitter]
![Chris Rock [via Facebook]: ”On the set of Grownups 2.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g5jwABtd1r9c36po1_400.jpg)
Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett Smith in Atelier Versace at the “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday…
