June 6, 2014…Marlon Wayans, Questlove, Bill Bellamy, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock + Kevin Hart recall ‘The Funniest Night on Earth’ for GQ magazine. Read more…

June 6, 2014…
Marlon Wayans, 
Questlove, Bill Bellamy, 
Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock
+ Kevin Hart recall ‘The Funniest Night
on Earth’ for GQ magazine. Read more…

May 15, 2014…My favorite comedian, Chris Rock is set to host the 2014 BET Awards. Read more…

May 15, 2014…
My favorite comedian, 
Chris Rock is set to host the
2014 BET Awards. Read more…

(via splitsider)

Nov 14, 2013…
[via THR]: “FXX is pulling
the plug on ‘
Totally Biased With
W. Kamau Bell’
. The late-night talker
from executive producer Chris Rock,
which adopted
a daily format in its
second season, 
suffered a dramatic 
loss of viewers in its move from FX
Recent episodes dipped as low as just
10,000 total viewers. The series hit a
best in June, bringing in 577,000 
viewers to FX
" Read more here…

(Source: joninsakura)

Chris Rock is definitely working with Eminem on Em’slatest album. However, no one is exactly sure in what capacity…

Chris Rock is definitely
working with
Eminem on Em’s
latest album. However, no one
is exactly sure in what capacity…

(via thehollywoodgossip)

Chris Rock will be joining season 2of BET’s ‘Real Husbands Of Hollywood’. Read more here…

Chris Rock will
be joining season 2
of BET’s ‘Real Husbands
Of Hollywood’. Read more here…

(Source: hellyeskellyrowland)

Chris Rock: “There’s no such thing as assault weapons.punching somebody in the face that’s an assault. If this guy had assault weapons those kids would still be alive. Lets start calling these weapons what they really are ” PEOPLE KILLERS” 

Chris Rock: “There’s no such thing as assault weapons.punching somebody in the face that’s an assault. If this guy had assault weapons those kids would still be alive. Lets start calling these weapons what they really are ” PEOPLE KILLERS” 

(Source: facebook.com)

Chris Rock for Vanity Fair [Jan 2013]On his professional low point: “The low point happened about a year after I was off Saturday Night Live. I was a cocky bastard. Even though all evidence said I wasn’t a star, I thought I was. I drove a red Corvette and kept my shades on indoors, just a fucking asshole. Anyway, I had a gig in Chicago where I was the headliner. At every gig there would be some opening act that would try to make noise, but by the time I was offstage people had forgotten. One night in Chicago, as usual I was the headliner, and on this night my opening act was an up-and-coming comic named Martin Lawrence. Now, normally I never used to watch the opening acts, but I was in my dressing room and I heard a roar. I got up to see what was going on. I thought it was a fight or something. So I got up and went to the side of the stage. When I got there I realized it wasn’t a fight, it was people laughing so hard that the building was shaking. People were crying, standing, stomping their feet—screaming laughter. I was terrified. It was like watching somebody fucking your wife with a bigger dick.”

Chris Rock for Vanity Fair [Jan 2013]
On his professional low point: “The low point happened about a year after I was off Saturday Night Live. I was a cocky bastard. Even though all evidence said I wasn’t a star, I thought I was. I drove a red Corvette and kept my shades on indoors, just a fucking asshole. Anyway, I had a gig in Chicago where I was the headliner. At every gig there would be some opening act that would try to make noise, but by the time I was offstage people had forgotten. One night in Chicago, as usual I was the headliner, and on this night my opening act was an up-and-coming comic named Martin Lawrence. Now, normally I never used to watch the opening acts, but I was in my dressing room and I heard a roar. I got up to see what was going on. I thought it was a fight or something. So I got up and went to the side of the stage. When I got there I realized it wasn’t a fight, it was people laughing so hard that the building was shaking. People were crying, standing, stomping their feet—screaming laughter. I was terrified. It was like watching somebody fucking your wife with a bigger dick.”

"Is this real life?!?!??!?
Am I dreaming?” - Natles Nicole
Vanity Fair “Comedy Issue” [Jan 2013]
special guest editor, Judd Apatow.

(Source: buzzfeed)

Chris Rock shopping at ‘The Grove' in L.A. Monday…

Chris Rock shopping at ‘The Grove' in L.A. Monday…

Jay-Z and Chris Rock were in the building last night as Kevin Hart performed at the Madison Square Garden…..

Jay-Z and Chris Rock
were in the building last night
as Kevin Hart performed at
the Madison Square Garden…..

(via aintnojigga)

Oprah Winfrey will be  guest-hosting on Good Morning America while Robin Roberts is on medical leave. Additionally, Kelly Ripa, Chris Rock and the cast of Modern Family will also take turns in her seat while she is away [via THR]

Oprah Winfrey will be  guest-hosting on Good Morning America while Robin Roberts is on medical leave. Additionally, Kelly Ripa, Chris Rock and the cast of Modern Family will also take turns in her seat while she is away [via THR]

Chris Rock wishes everyone a happy 4th of July: “Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks” [via Twitter]

Chris Rock wishes everyone a happy 4th of July: “Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks” [via Twitter]